Dear ~heartsyhawk

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripeed on sesame seeds at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about a new life as a clone.

Go burn,
Scifi Guy / Ben

Remember heartsy, it's just a meme

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Tags: Who ever wants to do this

In other news...
Red Sox ALDS starts and they're winning at the moment against the Angles 2-1. Hereos is kicking butt as usual. Terminator SCC rocks...nuff said. Fringe is really really good. And I'm all registerd for San Diego Comicon '09. Now I just gotta save up for travel and hotel and what not. Anybody else already going or thinking about going?

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Mix quite well apparently.

Woke up this morning and went online to check around see what has been going on over night. Look at my icon and see a mudkip. Now, I'm thinking this is weird. I scroll down my screen and see EVERYBODY ON DA has the SAME icon. Now I'm freaking out at this point thinking that there was a major, massive hack. Then I saw 's Mudkip Zuko deviation and she explained it.

Yeah....you got me DA...one of the few.

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Tagged by So I best do it or she'll never leave it alone all I gotta say is...What The Fluff?

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
- Benjamin Allen Sheridan

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
- Benizzle <-WTF?

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
- Blue Dog

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
- Shebe

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink}
- Red Root Beer?


6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
- Eealindan <-again WTF?


7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
- Willet Louise


8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
- Black Trot <-pwns

Tag: even tho heartsy already tagged you both, oh well Peace!

~SciFi Guy

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I need a new journal I suppose. So this one will serve fine.

I've got some lyrics that can describe a situation I'm in. One of you will understand it. Probably goes against DA rules but hey I'll give the credit where credit is due. Besides, I'm big on saying screw the rules...unless it's important things. Me being angsty doesn't help with rule following, either.

I don't want to be the one
the battle always chose
'cause inside I realize
that I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
so I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
tonight.

Yeah, pretty much the song that's stuck in my head. Linkin Park: Breaking the Habit, song and lyrics belong to them.

Out.

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That's right, the new up and coming club, ~AvatarShipYard, is having its first contest, and it's a club ID contest! Head on over there to see the full rules and regulations for it, and hope to see y'all get some artwork submitted!

And two more days until the Day of Black Sun!!! Wahoo!

~Scifi Guy (thank you , think I'm gonna steal it and use it...because it works! )

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